Your blog is about to be recorded into an audiobook. If you could choose anyone — from your grandma to Samuel L. Jackson — to narrate your posts, who would it be?
I used to think that I’d like someone like Morgan Freeman read the story. Whatever it may be. Such a calm voice. Just chill. He might be suitable for reading my blog. Anyone could really. I think Michael Keaton as Beetlejuice would be just right as well. Throw in the occasional “Lydia!” and we’d be good to go. I don’t know a Lydia anywhere though, so it would be a bit of nonsense. It’d still be entertaining though, right? Right?